Let me be clear…
We are NOT “initiating” any messages to her between dates.
Silly messages are used as a RESPONSE strategy!
OUR MAIN GOAL is to MAKE HER LAUGH AND NOT REVEAL ANY INFORMATION
(aka: be funny & confusing)
For Example: let’s say you are out with the boys (it’s boys night)
Her: Hey what’s up? what are you guys doing?
You: having a pillow fight and talking about the girls we like…top secret stuff
Notice how you responded, but you didn’t actually reveal any information. The message was funny, challenging and slightly confusing. Thus. THIS text message doesn’t count towards giving her attention.
Let’s break this text messagwe down into parts
- we’re having a pillow fight (funny, silly)
- talking about the girls we like (mysterious, confusing)
- top secret stuff (challenging, as in I’m not going to tell you)
The perfect text delivers in all 3 areas: funny, confusing and challenging
Remember, you should always be putting on a CLOWN SHOW….because If you’re not the CLOWN, you’ll end up being HER FOOL
Why Silly Responses?
First off –
You need to realize that the silly messaging response strategy (SMS) is much different than anything being taught and may even go against what you believe would work.
Most guys are boring and logical when messaging girls, so every other dating coach teaches “how to be attractive” over text. While that’s better than being boring, it’s still not the highest level.
So before we get started using the example texts, you need to understand WHY we use the silly messaging strategy (SMS) in the first place.
- Silly messages don’t trigger her “things are going too fast alarm”
- Silly messages don’t make her THINK that she’s already has you all figured out
- Silly messages don’t make her FEEL like you are BORING and predictable.
See, there is a method to the MADNESS
Here’s The Problem:
When a woman wants your attention, she messages you. Hey, it’s not a bad thing. The problem is, when you respond seriously (or logically) you become boring and she loses interest.
And if you’re “attractive” over text, she will want to constantly text you 24-7 to get more VIRTUAL ATTENTION.
Remember, texting is a “low value” time slot to give away your time. So whether your texts are boring OR attractive, eventually you’re just left with a long history of messages, and ZERO DATES
Ignoring all of her messages isn’t the solution either. You don’t want to punish her for wanting to hear from you or seem BUTT-HURT
Here’s the good news –
Even though you will occasionally have to respond to her messages, if you make them silly and confusing, they won’t count TOWARDS giving her attention.
Common Mistake: (client story)
This past Friday we texted back and forth for about an hour. It went well and we did a ton of catching up. So we set up a date for yesterday to go out and eat. Then about 11am she texts me saying she feels sick and that we may have to do it another time.
Can you spot the mistake he made?
His mistake was filling up her need for his attention by spending an hour texting back and forth.
Although her excuse was that she wasn’t feeling well, the real reason she broke the date was because she felt satisfied and suddenly didn’t need his attention/validation anymore.
The Solution: Silly Messages
Engaging in a “silly” exchange allows you to communicate with her without completely satisfying her craving for your attention and validation.
She thinks –
I know I just heard from him, but I still feel like I need more of his attention.
I didn’t get to tell him all about my bad day at work. Or my argument with Brenda. And I didn’t get to find out what he’s been doing either!
I guess I’ll just have to go out on a date with him to get “my fix”
Real World Examples
Let’s say it’s her birthday.
Every guy she knows is going to text her “Happy Birthday” and fawn all over her.
Now, you don’t have to completely ignore her birthday. But you can message her some silly song lyrics:
Birthdays were the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirsty!
Or if she texts you something boring like…
“good morning, how did you sleep?”
You would reply back with something silly like –
Mypillow.com…. it really works! Use my promo code SLEEPYPETE
If you’re thinking, Chris, that doesn’t make any sense – well, it’s not supposed to.
CONFUSION = Challenge
Your main goal isn’t to answer her question directly or try and be “funny”.
The point is to slightly confuse her.
To throw her off her game. To make her wonder what’s going on and where she stands.
Remember, confusion = challenge (a positive one). If you’re not going to confuse her in a humorous way over text, you always have 2 other options:
- change your name to Ramstein and start a cult
- buy her a yacht and name it “my princess”
5 Goals of The “Not Serious” Message:
- Avoid getting roped into long BORING, LOGICAL and PREDICTABLE (BLP) text exchanges
- Keep things fun, playful and upbeat (show her you’re always in a great mood and avoid getting baited into negativity, “deep talks” or mentor/therapist mode)
- Silly messages subtly tell her to SAVE the REAL conversation for the date (in a polite way)
- Not give her any “serious” attention or validation so she has to go on an actual date with you to get your “serious” attention
- Show her you can (subtly) walk away by not “trying” hard to keep the conversation going. It allows you to seem a bit aloof and detached, without having to ignore her message. (a negative challenge)
THIS IS NOT AN “ATTRACTION TECHNIQUE”
Warning –
You actually don’t want to seem like you’re trying too hard to make her laugh. Don’t worry about being funny, it’s more important to just be silly.
Even trying to be “attractive” is too much because then she’s going to want to text you EVEN MORE. Then she will get all of your fun and laughs VIRTUALLY and never needs to go see you.
Remember –
Sending an attractive text still counts as a “giving her ATTENTION over text” – whereas a SILLY MESSAGE does not count.
Quick note: do not send her funny memes or forward funny “videos”. (that would be considered traditionally funny) Although they may be funny, it means the meme was funny, not you, I’d rather YOU get the credit by sending your own original silly message.
The 5 Benefits of Silly Messages:
#1) Silly message convey that you are a FUN guy and in a GREAT MOOD (even when she’s not with you) You don’t need her approval to be happy. You are happy WITH or WITHOUT her
#2) You get credit for sending her a message, but it doesn’t count towards giving her SERIOUS (logical) attention.
#3) It doesn’t fill up her need for your “validation”, making it more likely she will make the effort to come see you in person (for a date) versus keeping your relationship virtual (messaging only)
#4) Silly messages allow you to position yourself as the prize and make it seem like she is chasing you, without bragging or “trying too hard”
#5) You show you can”walk away” because you’re not trying to have a conversation with her. You’re not trying to “keep it going”. When you send a silly message, it doesn’t matter if you get a response, because unlike when you ask a woman a question, it doesn’t require one.
Bonus: unlike “no contact” silly messages never make you come off like you are butt-hurt or mad at her (pouting) or purposely trying to ignore her or cut back your attention.
Remember, if you ask her too many questions over text it will start to feel like homework (vs. fun) and she will lose interest. Even if she was the one messaging you.
Key Points Explained
Here’s the main takeaway –
Serious attention/validation should ONLY be given when she’s out on a date with you (in person). Not over TEXT. Messaging should be a silly playful world that makes little to no logical sense.
Also, the shorter the message, the better. Use less words.
You shouldn’t be talking to her, you should be talking through her (to no one in particular). So don’t bring up inside jokes or fun things you guys have done in the past.
If I can easily understand what you wrote, it’s probably not silly enough.
A “non sequitur” is a conversational device, often used for comedic purposes. It is something said that, because of its apparent lack of meaning relative to what preceded it, seems absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing
And remember, LESS is MORE. Know when to end it and walk away. Even though silly messages are very powerful, if you send too many back and forth, she will be filed up with your attention and no longer want to see you in person.
Coaching Point: Silly messages are ONLY used to RESPOND to her messages. You don’t just randomly send her silly messages. You aren’t supposed to be texting her between dates.
And another thing –
I don’t want this to sound the wrong way, but silly messages should give off a slight air of aloofness. They are slightly (ever so slightly) condescending. As if you are above it all. Not in a negative way, you are still being playful. It just comes off slightly aloof and BETTER
Save The Real (Serious) Conversations For The Date
If it’s not a text from her asking you out on a date, then it’s just a message where she’s looking for a HIT of attention.
Nothing wrong with that, but we want to save the “serious attention” for the date. So keep your reply non-serious.
Advanced Class: The Prize Frame Reversal
Silly text messages are great, but if you can also sneak in some “I am the Prize” Humor to take things to the next level. Then they become (S.M.O.S.) Silly Messages On Steroids!
There are 3 “Female Prize Frames” You Need To Reverse with playful humor – for her benefit
1. Who is chasing who for LOVE
2. Who is the one trying to get the other one into BED
3. Who is the more BEAUTIFUL one
Remember, she wants to BELIEVE that you are the PRIZE. It’s not a reach or a struggle because it’s more pleasurable for her if you are the prize!
Coaching Notes:
- The Silly Message Response Strategy gets harder to do the more she starts liking you. That;s because she will get more and more frustrated (attracted)
- Remember, when you aren’t being serious, it doesn’t count as giving her attention
Messaging Her After a Breakup
WHEN SHE BREAKS UP WITH YOU, SHE WANTS YOU TO BE MISERABLE, THAT’S WHY SHE CHECKS IN TO SEE IF YOU ARE DOING
So, these funny and confusing messages really make her MAD, because you come across as HAPPY!
And not butt-hurt like the guy who gives her short replies (0k, fine) or ignores her message completely.